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Playing With My Balls

Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:18 AM by OANST
You know how you see weird blog titles, a lot of times sexual in nature, and you know that's not really what it's about it, so you click on it to see what kind of play on words was used? Yeah, this isn't one of those.

My girlfriend is nuts. Nuts in the best way possible, I love this girl to death, but she is fucking nuts.

Last night, a couple hours after having sex, we are laying in bed watching Dark Shadows, (She loves Dark Shadows. How amazing is that!) and she snuggles up to me, and says, "I'm going to play with your balls. Don't think we're having sex again. I just want to play with your balls." Before I get a chance to respond, she is cupping my testicles, and massaging them. After about fifteen minutes of this, I'm at the point where sex is now almost a necessity. I turn towards her, and attempt to go for round two, at which point she starts laughing crazily, and says, "I told you! I just want to play with them!" I'm like, "For real?" She starts laughing harder, and just nods.

Long story short, she did put out again, but holy shit, what a maniac. What an amazing, awesome maniac.
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Crashpunk's Avatar
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:30 AM by Crashpunk

OANST's Avatar
Best post Crashpunk has ever made.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:30 AM by OANST

Slog Bait's Avatar
I can agree with both of these posts.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:32 AM by Slog Bait

OANST's Avatar
I'm so happy I shared this story.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:33 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Awesome.

My fiancee has a similar fixation. In fact, I think at least a few girls I've dated wanted to just play with it in a completely non-sexual way. Maybe they're just fascinated by it because they don't have one. Guys are equally fascinated by vaginas, except we can only play with them for so long before we need to put things inside them.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:39 AM by Sekto Springs

Varrok's Avatar
Bollocks
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:39 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
At one point she said, "I wish I was a guy so I could play with balls all day."
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:41 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Too bad for her. Guys at least have the luxury of being fat enough to play with their own boobs.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:49 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
On a similar note, have I mentioned how much I love the IUD? I fucking looooove the IUD. Best invention ever.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 06:56 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
We use Depo. You read about that new birth control for men that can last up to ten years? Sign me up.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 07:00 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
Hadn't heard about that.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 07:08 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Here.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 07:09 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
A shot in the vas deferens? I think no.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 07:24 AM by OANST

Slog Bait's Avatar
Wuss.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 07:41 AM by Slog Bait

Anonyman!'s Avatar
It makes a

vast difference
Posted 02-21-2013 at 08:00 AM by Anonyman!

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Oh, so she gets a piece of rigid plastic jammed in her ovaries but you won't take a shot to the scrote?

Wiener.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 08:41 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
That's about the size of it.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 08:50 AM by OANST

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Ha that first sentence was brilliance. Balls are fun to play with.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 01:48 PM by Mr. Bungle

STM's Avatar
Mine are really fucking sensitive to the point that I don't even like touching them. I'd much rather play with boobs.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 05:58 PM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
That's not normal. Might wanna let a doctor play with them.
Posted 02-21-2013 at 07:44 PM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
...well I'm just extra careful is all. When it comes to my balls I'm prone to hypochondria so I'd keep them encased in titanium if I could. xD
Posted 02-22-2013 at 04:47 AM by STM

Jordan's Avatar
so is there no boundary line???
Posted 02-22-2013 at 04:16 PM by Jordan

MA's Avatar
i love this blog.
Posted 02-22-2013 at 06:45 PM by MA

OANST's Avatar
I have very few filters.
Posted 02-25-2013 at 10:03 AM by OANST

 

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