Purity Test

Fazerina · #1 05-14-2002, 06:06 PM

Yay! Another stupid and pointless test!

How I love these...

This test is an accurate measure of your dirty deeds.

And this is what I got:

You are 50% Pure!

people less pure than you (24%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (75%)

Based on the 10,747,453 submissions before you.

*feels dirty and decides to take a shower*

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a simple test to determine, with 100% accuracy, if someone is a dirty bitch.

Heh. I just had to take this one as well. We've got this joke with a friend, that we're 69% bitches, but apparently I'm only:

45% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

2% (same as you)
29% (bitchier than you)
69% (less bitchy than you)

SeaRex · #2 05-14-2002, 06:35 PM

It appears I'm 60% pure, 35% bitch, and 5% of me is undecided!

Gluk Schmuck · #3 05-14-2002, 06:55 PM

I'm 84% pure. (:S)

And 22% bitch.

Danny · #4 05-14-2002, 08:38 PM

61% Pure (Slap bang in the middle of those polled on thespark)

32% Bitch (About a third of the way up from the bottom)

Disgruntled Intern · #5 05-14-2002, 11:36 PM

Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."

You are 31% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (5%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (95%)

Based on the 10,750,081 submissions before you.

I was actually surprised how many questions I answered, "yes" to..god, I'm in my own percentile! w00t!..wait..Paul is insisting that I take back my "w00t" and replace it with an "unf unf!"...damn punk rock tainted his brain.

Sl'askia · #6 05-15-2002, 12:30 AM

You are 79% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (89%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (10%)

*whistles and walks away*

Joe the Intern · #7 05-15-2002, 01:48 AM

You are 72% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (76%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (22%)

The results are in. You are certifiably:

40% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
3% (same as you)
42% (bitchier than you)
55% (less bitchy than you)

Strange... I thought I'd get lower on the purity test and higher on the bitch test. Oh well...

Oddness · #8 05-15-2002, 09:30 AM

83% pure

salty pretzils · #9 05-15-2002, 03:27 PM

92% pure which suprised me because i am a little,cowering bitch really...

edit: i got 93% when i took the test again!:

21% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%fuzemb:

Whistling kettle · #10 05-15-2002, 03:54 PM

I've got:
You are 89% pure!
(very interesting)
People less pure then you 98%
People like you 0%
People more pure then you 2%
10,753,990 submissions before me.

pinkgoth2 · #11 05-15-2002, 04:07 PM

I got something past 50% pure. Which is inaccurate! Well, sorta. Some of the question in there weren't "dirty", but stupid things. Like drugs. I wouldn't do that, because it harms myself. Geez. Too bad they didn't have a question asking me if I ever bit someone to suck their blooood *evil cackle here*

Er.

- TyA

abe22 · #12 05-16-2002, 03:43 AM

You are 75% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure then you(83%)
people like you(1%)
people more pure than you(16%)

59% Bitch
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
7% (bitchier than you)
93% (less bitchy than you)

Looks like I'm bitchier then the rest of you people (Yah!)

Cool Paramite · #13 05-16-2002, 04:51 AM

89% pure!