Cloverfield monster vs Godzilla

paramiteabe · #1 02-13-2009, 01:58 PM

If there was a cool monster vs a monster situation id like to see the Cloverfield monster bunt heads with Godzilla and I am talking about the original Godzilla not the T-Rex mutant thing we saw in that one movie oh yes its Godzilla.

I think Godzilla would win the match how about you? Who do you think would win. Godzilla or Cloverfield? And tell why you think that too.

Paramiteabe...

OANST · #2 02-13-2009, 02:05 PM

Godzilla would fuck Cloverfield in the mouth just to humiliate him. I mean, he's totally not even attracted to him.

Strike Witch · #3 02-13-2009, 02:12 PM

Godzilla would waste that shitty movie with Nuclear Breath.

Plus, he's indestructible.

Havoc · #4 02-13-2009, 02:21 PM

I have no clue what this is about...

Strike Witch · #5 02-13-2009, 03:13 PM

Shakeycam Vs. Tokutsatsu.

***Wil*** · #6 02-13-2009, 03:23 PM

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I have no clue what this is about...

Is that because you haven’t heard of either the Cloverfield monster or Godzilla, or because you don’t know what ‘vs’ means?

Killy · #7 02-13-2009, 04:30 PM

Let's see; Godzilla slashes, roars, headbutts and chews. Cloverfield spawns minions, gets carpet-bombed, barraged by artillery tanks, bombed some more, spawns more minions and then reemerges without a scratch. We all see where this is headed.

Cloverfield wins. Flawless victory.

Daxter King · #8 02-13-2009, 05:00 PM

I see Godzilla winning, cause of his breathe of fire.

mitsur · #9 02-13-2009, 05:11 PM

Well, at least I know that paramiteabe is an alt now.

P.S. Godzilla kicks the shit out Cloverfield with his legion of Japanese men and nuclear-fucking-breath.

Pilot · #10 02-13-2009, 07:51 PM

Wow, I thought at first Cloverfield started this thread... but I was mistaken.

I don't know a damn thing about either monster except that both of them have names that are or have been obscured: 1. What the hell is a CloverField monster and 2. GODZIRRA!!!

May they make sweet sweet love.... and may all of us watch as they demolish entire cities in passion.

Mac Sirloin · #11 02-13-2009, 08:19 PM

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Let's see; Godzilla slashes, roars, headbutts and chews. Cloverfield spawns minions, gets carpet-bombed, barraged by artillery tanks, bombed some more, spawns more minions and then reemerges without a scratch. We all see where this is headed.

Cloverfield wins. Flawless victory.

Well, Shiteyes, Godzilla has gone against COUNTLESS other monsters, has like, 4 iterations of himself, cannot die, shoots fire breath, and has time and time again gone against more than a single scrambled military strike.

Godzilla would win, there's just no question.

Bullet Magnet · #12 02-13-2009, 08:26 PM

Both would collapse under their own weight and suffocate the moment they beached themselves. Seagulls win.

***Nate*** · #13 02-13-2009, 08:40 PM

Goggalor would kick both of their arses. Simultaneously.

***Cloverfield*** · #14 02-13-2009, 11:08 PM

Wow, I return and there is a Cloverfield topic. Haha. I must be infecting the forum with my obsession.

I of course am bias, so there really is no competition here, cause as far as I'm concerned Clover would kick Godzilla's and any other monsters ass.

That and I haven't seen Godzilla since I was like 12 years old ... so I really can't make a viable comparison.

Oh, and ... Cloverfield = Best. Movie. Ever!

Now I'm off to use my site-owner's powers to fiddle with the poll results. Bwhahahaha!

Cloverfield... (Abe Babe)

Strike Witch · #15 02-13-2009, 11:13 PM

Oh? can retarded fish-mutant do THIS?

Killy · #16 02-14-2009, 01:46 AM

The thing about retarded fish mutants is that they don't HAVE to be able to do that.

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has like, 4 iterations of himself

About fucking time someone put him out for good then, eh?

Strike Witch · #17 02-14-2009, 02:13 AM

Dude, he's Godzilla. You can't kill Godzilla. They once tried to erase him from history. He somehow crawled out of the ocean and beat the crap out of them. He once went nuclear and blew up, but his Son was there to become the new Godzilla.

Godzilla is so hard that one time a tiny bit of his DNA fell into a garden, and the resulting mutant plant grew out and nearly destroyed the city. The one who felled the plant? Godzilla.

Godzilla is so hard he can go to an island full of giant monsters, raise his son there, blow the crap out of a giant Mantis or three, piss off their friends, and even awaken a giant spider monster, and is still confident enough to have a nap while all this is happening.

Godzilla is so hard that a bunch of aliens arrived to take over earth by taking control of about every single fucking monster ever. That is:
Mothra, Keizer Ghidorah, Gigan, Rodan, Anguirus, King Caesar, Ebirah, Minilla, Zilla, Kamacuras, Kumonga, Manda, Hedorah, Varan, Baragon, Gaira, Gezora, Titanosaurus, Xilien, Gotengo, Mutants, Keizer, Shobijin, Karyu, and motherfucking Monster X, and more.

And guess what? Godzilla takes them all on in a conga line and whups each of their butt.

If anything, Cloverfield only rates an Ebirah.

Hobo · #18 02-14-2009, 03:44 AM

Terrible topic.

But Godzilla, because Cloverfield was bad.

EDIT: Not that there haven't been bad Godzilla films.

looney-bin · #19 02-14-2009, 04:09 AM

Godzilla by a long shot. He shrugs off missiles and bombs like they were nothing on a regular basis. All he'd have to do is rip off Clover's skinny arms and roast him with some atomic breath.

Bullet Magnet · #20 02-14-2009, 11:57 PM

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Dude, he's Godzilla. You can't kill Godzilla. They once tried to erase him from history. He somehow crawled out of the ocean and beat the crap out of them. He once went nuclear and blew up, but his Son was there to become the new Godzilla.

Godzilla is so hard that one time a tiny bit of his DNA fell into a garden, and the resulting mutant plant grew out and nearly destroyed the city. The one who felled the plant? Godzilla.

Godzilla is so hard he can go to an island full of giant monsters, raise his son there, blow the crap out of a giant Mantis or three, piss off their friends, and even awaken a giant spider monster, and is still confident enough to have a nap while all this is happening.

Godzilla is so hard that a bunch of aliens arrived to take over earth by taking control of about every single fucking monster ever. That is:
Mothra, Keizer Ghidorah, Gigan, Rodan, Anguirus, King Caesar, Ebirah, Minilla, Zilla, Kamacuras, Kumonga, Manda, Hedorah, Varan, Baragon, Gaira, Gezora, Titanosaurus, Xilien, Gotengo, Mutants, Keizer, Shobijin, Karyu, and motherfucking Monster X, and more.

And guess what? Godzilla takes them all on in a conga line and whups each of their butt.

If anything, Cloverfield only rates an Ebirah.

Godzilla would faint if he tried to turn his head. Godzilla would be reduced to a pile of tangled bone and meat by virtue of standing upright. Unless his arteries are made of something stronger than steel, Tokyo would be wiped out by a tidal wave of blood bursting forth from his ankles. There is a saying among biologists. Originally, it was J.B.S. Haldane who pointed out that, “You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away, provided that the ground is fairly soft. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.” Godzilla splashes the moment he takes his first step.

A mouse could, literally, beat Godzilla by default.

Strike Witch · #21 02-15-2009, 12:37 AM

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Unless his arteries are made of something stronger than steel,

*nods head*

Bullet Magnet · #22 02-15-2009, 12:52 AM

Specifications will have to be met, because I will not stop at "something".

And that's not even mentioning his skeleton, which, even if that was strong enough too, his organs are not going to survive the forces of a casual stroll, his skin, which is thick enough to repel military ordnance, would crack and slough off through movement, and under all of it, the heat generated by even the slowest metabolism would cook his flesh to a crisp, unable to be radiated from his body.

Basically, even if both Godzilla and Cloverfield lived their entire lives in the ocean, the winner would be either the youngest or the one with the slowest growth. Either way, the ultimate winners would be the crabs and hagfish. Their corpses would be one of the richest ecosystems in the deep ocean, until the giant quantities of scavengers and decomposers use up all the oxygen and die, exacerbating the issue. One can only hop the monsters dies in the Sargasso Sea, or other realm of downwelling current. they

Strike Witch · #23 02-15-2009, 01:26 AM

If you're wondering how he eats & breathes,
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show,
I should really just relax..

AlexFili · #24 02-15-2009, 01:49 AM

Dont know what the cloverfield monster is.

OddjobAbe · #25 02-15-2009, 09:08 AM

I believe that the Cloverfield monster would come out second best. If Godzilla can appear in a parody of a children's film, imagine all the other great things he may be capable of.

Anonyman! · #26 02-15-2009, 04:03 PM

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Let's see; Godzilla slashes, roars, headbutts and chews. Cloverfield spawns minions, gets carpet-bombed, barraged by artillery tanks, bombed some more, spawns more minions and then reemerges without a scratch. We all see where this is headed.

Cloverfield wins. Flawless victory.

Bullhonkey. Godzilla cannot die. Like. Seriously.

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GODZIIIIIILLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA

skillyaslig · #27 02-16-2009, 12:04 AM

Godzilla can breathe Nuclear-Breath.
Cloverfield cannot.
Though, Chuck Norris would pwn both over.

Strike Witch · #28 02-16-2009, 12:55 AM

Chuck Norris is a bad joke.

Bullet Magnet · #29 02-16-2009, 03:32 AM

At least his surface area to mass ratio means he can actually radiate the heat generated by his mammalian metabolism and not cook to death by being alive.

OANST · #30 02-16-2009, 06:36 AM

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At least his surface area to mass ratio means he can actually radiate the heat generated by his mammalian metabolism and not cook to death by being alive.

The joys of B movies are apparently lost on you.