Dude, he's Godzilla. You can't kill Godzilla. They once tried to erase him from history. He somehow crawled out of the ocean and beat the crap out of them. He once went nuclear and blew up, but his Son was there to become the new Godzilla.
Godzilla is so hard that one time a tiny bit of his DNA fell into a garden, and the resulting mutant plant grew out and nearly destroyed the city. The one who felled the plant? Godzilla.
Godzilla is so hard he can go to an island full of giant monsters, raise his son there, blow the crap out of a giant Mantis or three, piss off their friends, and even awaken a giant spider monster, and is still confident enough to have a nap while all this is happening.
Godzilla is so hard that a bunch of aliens arrived to take over earth by taking control of about every single fucking monster ever. That is:
Mothra, Keizer Ghidorah, Gigan, Rodan, Anguirus, King Caesar, Ebirah, Minilla, Zilla, Kamacuras, Kumonga, Manda, Hedorah, Varan, Baragon, Gaira, Gezora, Titanosaurus, Xilien, Gotengo, Mutants, Keizer, Shobijin, Karyu, and motherfucking Monster X, and more.
And guess what? Godzilla takes them all on in a conga line and whups each of their butt.
If anything, Cloverfield only rates an Ebirah.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
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