Un-telligence Test

Wolfpac · #1 03-08-2002, 05:52 AM

Want to know more about yourself? Take this test; it is not an intelligence test per se, but instead a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations and survive in the real world. Or so they say anyway.
http://test.thespark.com/untest/

I got Final Score: 64% Un-telligent

Molluck2000 · #2 03-08-2002, 07:19 AM

i got 46% unintelligent!

Molluck2000 · #3 03-08-2002, 07:20 AM

im smarter than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teal · #4 03-08-2002, 07:54 AM

Hm, 64% as well. Yay, I'm normal! That's the first time I've been called that!

Here's what else it said:

"Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 64% Un-telligent "

(oh, and two points to Molluck2000; 1) uh, sorry, but they actually just said you won't be very good at surviving day-to-day situations...

(did you say shooting one of the blackbirds would leave three left on the fence, per se...?) and 2) you might want to try editing your post, next time; there's a button for that. It says "edit" on it.)

***Alcar*** · #5 03-08-2002, 08:28 AM

I got 74%

Im higher than you all!!!

But then again i choose all the 'stupid' answers, and i choose them truly too.

Alcar...

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #6 03-08-2002, 01:32 PM

Here are my results:

The Test Results Are In!

"Your score is very low."

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

48% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 48% Un-telligent

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #7 03-08-2002, 01:58 PM

I'm 56% un-intelligent! That question about the mugger annoyed me, though.... I wish we could taunt and make snide comments to the mugged mugger... So I just said I would forgive the bastard... (And the bird question... Heh, I wonder how many confused dolts said 3...)

:

Originally posted by Molluck2000
im smarter than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, actually getting 46% isn't good... Did you read the introduction? The higher the get, the better you are at coping with different problems. It doesn't mean you're stupid if you get a high score.

***Xavier*** · #8 03-08-2002, 02:14 PM

uh I got:

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 88% Un-telligent

I don't understand evrything, is it good ?

Sl'askia · #9 03-08-2002, 03:09 PM

Hmmm....

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 88% Un-telligent

Fazerina · #10 03-08-2002, 03:21 PM

This is what I got..

I think the test was funny!

The Test Results Are In! "Your score is very low."

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

42% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman: [Excuse, me!]

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. [Oh, I know, I know!

] Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
[Yes, I do. I hate violence. And I'm a hippie.

]

"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor [Well, thaa!

] , a fair and productive sense of morality [hmm... although I answered like that in that one question...?], and a hot shot self-confidence. [me? self confident? you got to be kidding!] The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 42% Un-telligent

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #11 03-08-2002, 03:36 PM

Because every one is posting the message, I re-did the test with the same answers and here's what I got:

"For the record, you are:

56% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 56% Un-telligent"

There are a few confusing points: It says I have hot-shot self confidence? Where the Hell does it get that idea? I don't actually, and it contradicts another test that said I was incredibly cynical. None of the questions seemed to reflect this at all... I see a lot of us got a poor sense of humor... I think that is because most of us tried to answer seriously...

Sl'askia · #12 03-08-2002, 03:39 PM

Is it me? Or are all of these 'test results' starting to sound alike?

Teal · #13 03-08-2002, 03:41 PM

...and Rach hits "add post" before I get there. C'est la vie...

***Xavier*** · #14 03-08-2002, 03:56 PM

excuse-me evrybody
is un-telligian positive or negative ?

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #15 03-08-2002, 04:01 PM

According to this test, un-intelligence is positive. It means you are good at dealing with tough situations, and coping with problems. According to the test, the higher the score, the better you are.

(though, in reality, it seems that it would be negative. But according to this test it's positive...)

***Xavier*** · #16 03-08-2002, 04:06 PM

thanx melvin

hey guys I'm super positif I have 88%

yeaaaaaaaaah

sligface202 · #17 03-08-2002, 05:22 PM

I got an average of 54%

Huge_Bro_Slig · #18 03-08-2002, 05:52 PM

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

68% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 68% Un-telligent

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #19 03-08-2002, 07:11 PM

I got a 72! Yes!

But it does'nt mean anything.

Gluk Schmuck · #20 03-08-2002, 08:10 PM

I am 69% untelligent

Danny · #21 03-08-2002, 08:27 PM

I am 46% Un-telligent!

But, looking at it another way, I am 54% Un-un-telligent!

[Actually, that still looks bad... Ah, to Hell with it, I'll just be proud I've finally managed to fail something...]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #22 03-08-2002, 08:31 PM

:

Originally posted by Danny
I am 46% Un-telligent!

But, looking at it another way, I am 54% Un-un-telligent!

[Actually, that still looks bad... Ah, to Hell with it, I'll just be proud I've finally managed to fail something...]

*pats back*

It's okay. Here, have my cold germs *cough* *cough* *hack* *gag*

Danny · #23 03-08-2002, 08:41 PM

:

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
It's okay. Here, have my cold germs *cough* *cough* *hack* *gag*

Thanks! Just what I've always wanted...

*mounts Germs on a wooden plaque*

munchman · #24 03-08-2002, 09:19 PM

i got a 49% that means i faled, oh well it was fun

not i got a 48% got you ha ha, not that diffrent thow

mitsur · #25 03-08-2002, 10:11 PM

66% un-innteligent!

Joe the Intern · #26 03-08-2002, 10:26 PM

I'm 70% un-telligent! Yay! And, here's a different evaluation for all you people who the same! (You boring people you!)

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

70% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a below average level of intelligence, his sense of observationis amazingly good The subject is better off than he sounds,, since intelligence is far less important than understanding your surroundings when it comes to real life.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Tex · #27 03-09-2002, 12:22 AM

This is unbelievable!

The Test Results Are In! "Your score is very low."

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

27% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 57% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic (and sexual!) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Cool Paramite · #28 03-09-2002, 09:52 AM

I am 63% un intelligent!

***Xavier*** · #29 03-09-2002, 10:03 AM

I'm still at the top...
yeah
88%

Rex Tirano · #30 03-09-2002, 10:59 AM

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

81% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 81% Un-telligent

Thats what it said about me! *Beaming* I got the sam as Joe the intern! And I'm only11!