Here's a bunch.
Abe's Oddysee.
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Abe, after looking at the Paramite Pies poster, slips on the freshly waxed floor.
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The camera that comes down as Abe runs off from the Boardroom comes down too early, bonking Abe on the head.
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The barrel Abe rides in to escape stops moving near the two sligs. The sligs laugh.
Slig #1: *points gun into barrel* Hey! Freeze!
Abe: Ha ha. So funny.
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When Abe falls of the cliff, he lands on his ass instead of his head.
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Bigface is giving Abe the Scrab hand scar. The camera reveals that instead of the scar, Bigface gave Abe a 
-shaped scar.
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Abe: Molluck saw what I was doing.
Molluck is watching the big monitor, where we see Abe possessing a slig. The image suddenly changes to footage of a mudokon impersonating the Star Wars Kid.
Molluck: Haha! The hell is this?
General laughter.
Alf (off camera): I had to do it. I had to.
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Bigface appears in the chamber during the Good Ending. He is wearing a top hat and holding a cane. He begins an intricate tap dance. Abe cracks up.
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Mudokons in bad ending flub their lines.
Bigface: But it's Abe! He's one of us.
Mudokon 1: Yeah, but he ... owes me ... some money.
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Bigface: But it's Abe! He's one of us.
Mudokon 1: Yeah, but he wasn't that good.
Mudokon 2: He wasn't really that good.
Mudokon 3: ... he ate my lunch in the breakroom.
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Bigface: But it's Abe! He's one of us.
Mudokon 1: All for one and one for all.
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Bigface: But it's Abe! He's one of us.
Mudokon 1: Yeah, but he wasn't that good.
Mudokon 2: He wasn't really that good.
Mudokon 3: He shot us!
Bigface: Well, what do you think?
Mudokon 1: I don't get it!
Bigface: How about you?
Mudokon 2: He was a schmuck.
Cut to Abe pleading ... then back to the group.
Mudokon 3: (pumps fists into the air) University of Mudos Football RULES!
Bigface: Agh! You idiot! We were so close!
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Abe's Exoddus
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Camera is trained on the Gabbit moon instead of the Mudokon moon.
Lorne (off screen): Toast! Turn it arond!
Toast: Sorry, Boss.
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Abe: This is Necrum. Long ago, the mudokons brought their ... dead ... for cookouts.
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Abe: This is Necrum. Long ago, the mudokons brought their dead here. But that was before the glukkons started ... throwing ... parties.
Lorne: Abe, you're reading these off a sheet. How are you messing this up?
Abe: Oh. Haha. Right. Here it is.
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Abe: They used mudokon slaves to do it. Bling ones that couldn't see.
Blind mudokon spins around, only one eye stitched closed.
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Abe: ... Blind ones that coudln't see.
Blind mudokon spins around, both eyes open and crossed, sticking out his tongue.
Blind Mud: Nyah nyahh!
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As Abe falls off the platform, the mudokons below forget to move. Abe lands on top of them, and they clatter to the floor.
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As Abe falls off the platform, the mudokons below catch Abe, and the crowd begins to crowd surf him.
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Weirdo #1: Abe! You're the savior of the mudokons! So you gotta help us!
Weirdo #2: The glukkons are digging up our bones!
Weirdo #3: Help us, Abey Wan Kanobi. You are our only hope.
Weirdoes 1&2: Ugh...
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Abe: We had to do something. So me and some others set out to search for Necrum.
Mudokon: Abe, I need to turn back. I forgot my pajamas.
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Abe: ...set out to search for Necrum.
Mudokon: Abe, I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Abe: Oy ...
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Abe: By dinner, it was unbearable.
Alf: It's cause of YOU we're in this mess.
Mudokon: Alf,go f* yourself.
Abe: Come on, guys, get it together.
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Abe: It's a bone ... I think we're close.
Alf: What makes you say that, O Wise One?
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Abe: It's a bone ... I think we're close.
Alf: Let's go!
Mudokon: Yeah, let's go HOME.
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Abe enters the Three Weirdoes' chamber. The door closes behind him ... then opens again ... then closes again. It slams opened and closed over and over, clearly malfunctioning.
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When Abe is lifted to get the chest tatoo, one of the wires snaps, Abe dangles from the ceiling, then falls with a thud.
Abe: Ugh. All the special effects in the world and you have me up on faulty wires, Lorne? Sheesh.
Lorne: *laughs* Sorry.
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Abe is launched into the air to snag the hand car to go to Feeco Depot. He misses the cart and falls back down.
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In the same scene as above, Abe comes up again and again, making different goofy poses each time.
Lorne: Abe, cut it out!
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Slig Newscaster: If you have any further questions, please pull the lever to you're right.
Abe pulls the lever and confetti and balloons come down. A banner that reads "Congratulations!" unfurls from the ceiling.
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Camera comes down over Aslik, Phleg, and Dripik. They are singing "Blue Moon" in perfect harmony.
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Aslik: Where you two see problems, I see ... more ... problems.
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Aslik: We're gonna lock that place up so tight, that Abe guy would have to be invisible to get in.
Abe (off camera): Invisible, eh?
Aslik: Shut up, you little blue freak!
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Phleg: I've got my career to consider!
Dripik: What career?
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Phleg: And it's all that little blue bastard's fault!
As he lunges his head forward to shout, he knocks half the microphones over.
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Aslik: Now what're you waiting for? Get back to work!
What was edited out of the shot: He turns and trips off the platform.
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Newscaster Slig: Warning, warning. Abe the mudokon terrorist has infiltrated Soulstorm Brewry... I'm outta here.
He goes to jump off the platform, but the pants malfunction and fire him across the screen and into the camera, knocking it over.
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Abe: That's when I found out about the other ingredients.
Slig walks up to Brew Master holding a bottle.
Slig: (reading label) Filtered water, high fructose corn syrup, grape juice concentrate, natural flavor, citric acid, pectin, ascorbic acid ...
Brewmaster: (laughing) Zat's a SoBe bottle, not un Brew bottle.
Slig: Yeah, but this stuff tastes way better.
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Mudokon: You! You didn't rescue our buddies.
Abe: Yeah, but guys, it was hard, and--
Abe is hit on the head with a brew bottle. He doesn't fall down.
Lorne: (off camera) Uh, Abe...?
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When the brewery explodes, a piece of shrapnel flies over and knocks out the camera.
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When the birds come together, and everyone expects Abe to appear, confetti and balloons appear instead.
Lorne: Dammit, who's setting up all this confetti?!
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Munch's Oddysee
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Munch is whistling at sunset. Instead of the gabbit whistle we expect to hear from land, there's a loud belch.
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Munch hops onto the bear trap. It doesn't go off.
Munch: Uh ... um ... ow?
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Bear trap goes off too soon.
Munch: ... er, that was a close one...?
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Abe: Well ... then what happened?
Raisin: ... then they all lived happily ever after.
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Abe: Well ... then what happened?
Raisin: ... They took him away ... to ... Never Never Land.
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Abe: Well ... then what happened?
Raisin: ... They took him away ... to Vykker's Labs.
Alf: Vykker's Labs? Poor little son of a bitch. I mean-- dammit!
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Abe: Well ... then what happened?
Raisin: ...
Abe: Uh ... Big Raisin?
Raisin: ... zzzZZZzzz ...
Abe: (slaps forehead) Too soon.
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Shaman: Hey, Abe!
Abe: Yeah, yeah, heard it before.
Shaman: No. No you
haven't. Dammit, Abe, I'm trying to help you here and you just brush me off. Fine! I hope you choke.
Abe: Whoa, hey, I didn't mean it--
Shaman: Bite me, Stitchlips. *disappears*
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Shaman: Outer ring, stupid! Stand in the outer ring!
Abe: Well. Forget about you, then.
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Raisin: You must make Lulu rich. Filthy rich. Rich enough to wipe his ass with a hundred moolah. I mean, friggin loaded.
Abe: So ... rich?
Raisin: Bitch, what you think I been saying?
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Tex: I'm going all the way! Two million, five hundred thousand!
Abe: (as Lulu) One hundred BILLION moolah!
Valet Slig, laughing, puts his pinky up by Lulu's mouth, so he resembles Dr. Evil. General laughter.
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Stranger's Wrath
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Stranger sets up the fuzzle trap. The fuzzles attack Stranger instead of staying in place.
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Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!
Stranger picks up the gun, still in one piece.
Stranger: Looks okay to me.
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Outlaw: And whoever took my back scratcher, give it back ... and there ... better not be any hair caught in it ... or anything.
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Blisterz is thrown into jail. He bumps his head on the wall.
Blisterz: Hey! Not so hard!
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Stranger: You know where I can find the bounty store?
Clakker: Huh? Oh, I'm not in the movie. I'm just delivering Lorne's lunch... where is he?
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Bounty Store clerk: Well, that squares us up. I got something here you might want to have a look at, eh?
Puts a poster offering a reward for a steef head on the counter. Stranger takes a look at it.
Stranger: What's it pay?
Clerk: Well, let's give 'em a buzz and find out.
Clerk picks up a fone, punches in some numbers, and speaks into the reciever.
Clerk: Uh, hello, Mr. Sekto? I got a bounty hunter here who'd like to have a word with you... okay, here ya go.
Hands fone to Stranger, who takes it and puts it to his ear.
Sekto: Sekto.
Stranger: Hello.
Sekto: Yes?
Stranger: Who is this?
Sekto: Who are you trying to reach?
Stranger: What number is this?
Sekto: Well, what number are you trying to reach?
Stranger: I don't know.
Sekto: I think you have the wrong number.
Stranger: Do I?
Sekto: It happens. Take it easy.
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Clerk: Uh, hello, Mr. Sekto? I got a bounty hunter here who'd like to have a word with you... okay, here ya go.
Hands fone to Stranger, who takes it and puts it to his ear.
Sekto: Sekto.
Stranger: Do you like ... scary movies?
Sekto: Dammit, Stranger!
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Clerk: Uh, hello, Mr. Sekto? I got a bounty hunter here who'd like to have a word with you... okay, here ya go.
Hands fone to Stranger, who takes it and puts it to his ear.
Sekto: Sekto.
Stranger: Okay, answer this question, you live.
Sekto: Stranger, cut it out.
Stranger: Who's the killer in Friday the 13th?
Sekto: *sigh* Jason.
Stranger: Nope.
Sekto (aggravated): Don't give me that, I've seen that movie, like, 20 times.
Stranger: Then you should know it was Mrs. Voorhees. Jason never appeared until the sequel.
Sekto: Ah, go to hell. *hangs up*
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Caste Raider: Sekto. Big Boss 'de river. What we do for ya?
Mudokon Voice: Uh ... I'd like to place an order for delivery?
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Grubb: Help! The wolvarks are attacking!
Stranger: Shit, I'm outta here.
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Grubb: Hey! We're gonna start blasting the dam! You gotta run before this area of the damn blows up! Run! RUUNN!
Stranger: Shit, don't I get a stunt double for this?
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Sekto: Stranger ... I am your father.
Stranger: Noooo! No, no! No! Oh, no!
Sekto: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Stranger: Uh ... what does Luke say next?
Lorne: You guys, we have a deadline! Stop it!
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