Bow down to your rightful Queen!

Sydney · #1 08-31-2004, 06:10 AM

It is I, Founder of Oddworld Forums and once beloved Administrator!

I am your malevolent overlord and I demand that my powers are reinstated.

I shall be your ruthless Queen once more!

Oddish · #2 08-31-2004, 06:14 AM

*bows*

Welcome back Sydney. What is a Forum Founder?

Hobo · #3 08-31-2004, 06:23 AM

Someone who founded(started) the forum.

Welcome back Sid, Alcar is recovering from a rather scary power trip, so I'd keep him asticks length away from you at all times

Cyber-Slig · #4 08-31-2004, 06:28 AM

*Bows down* I have never met you but Welcome back

Statikk HDM · #5 08-31-2004, 06:48 AM

Lay low, the mods seem to be little on tilt. Really nice to have you back, though. Is Rettick coming back, too?

***Wil*** · #6 08-31-2004, 07:05 AM

Welcome back, Sydney! Don't kid yourself, you're still beloved by some.

What, er... what brings you back?

***Xavier*** · #7 08-31-2004, 07:09 AM

heya Sydney... welcome back
I realy wonder why you want to come back after such long time?

Fez · #8 08-31-2004, 07:17 AM

Wow! Nice to see you Sid. Welcome back.

The forums have been hell, I hope you've come to fix things.

Rex Tirano · #9 08-31-2004, 07:33 AM

Syd! *runs and gives her a huge hugglez* ^_^ It's great to see you again. ^_^ How've you been?

The staff and forumers are having a little squabble at the moment. Which sucks.... Can you fix it? Pretty please....

Fuzzle Guy · #10 08-31-2004, 07:38 AM

*sits down like slob* Welcome back... I don't exactly remember you going away

Feeco executive · #11 08-31-2004, 07:45 AM

um I uh

Cyber-slig: Bow damnit

Ok *bows*

hello!

reminds me of the princess...just rambling on ignore me...

yea so hello!

Jacob · #12 08-31-2004, 12:47 PM

Welcome back.

Contrary to belief the forums aren't that bad, just a few members are being f*cktards.

Hope you get your powers back.

TheRaisin · #13 08-31-2004, 02:27 PM

Is there like a system of Parliament, or is this basically a feudal "you own us" type of thing?

Jacob · #14 08-31-2004, 02:35 PM

She owns our asses. God...i feel so...so...so black.

TheRaisin · #15 08-31-2004, 02:49 PM

That was pretty racist.

Can I be one of your faithful samurai warriors? Or a stealthy, deadly shinobi assassin working for you? Or maybe a corrupt duke or baron or something? Or Royal Advisor and Archbishop to the Queen?

SeaRex · #16 08-31-2004, 04:21 PM

Holy. Crap.

I nearly pissed my pants when I saw the author of this thread. Sydney? Back at OWF of all places? Surely not.

Your presence makes me giggle. Assuming this thread isn't intended as a total joke, which is likely the case, then "Welcome back, my liege." etc.

Majic · #17 08-31-2004, 05:20 PM

Though first off, this can be classified as spam, and should also be placed in the "Welcomes & Birthdays", I'm just the nice guy staff member to giggle in a combination of delight and amusment at the return of Sydney. Here that, Alcar? Don't touch this topic

Nice to have you back, Syd. It'd be wonderful if your return wasn't a joke. And even if it is, it's a good laugh. Remember to not believe everything you hear, of course. The place isn't that bad. There's been worse conflict, by far. Now, I wonder. Is it too late to add nominations to the moderator voting?

Joe the Intern · #18 08-31-2004, 05:51 PM

And now, a bit of nostalgia for the old folks...

Surely a living piece of forum history.

***Alcar*** · #19 08-31-2004, 09:10 PM

*bows down submissively*

Welcome back, Sydney

I'm a little concerned about this general beliefs here though. Most of you seem to think that Sydney and I share some hatred towards eachother. That I can say, is completely false.

Alcar...

Seargentbig · #20 09-01-2004, 12:23 AM

Wow. The actual founder of the forums. It is an honour to meet you.
*Wanders off and forgets about the thread*

Jacob · #21 09-01-2004, 01:06 AM

'Can I be one of your faithful samurai warriors? Or a stealthy, deadly shinobi assassin working for you? Or maybe a corrupt duke or baron or something? Or Royal Advisor and Archbishop to the Queen?'

As much as your idiotic ramblings make my testicles giggle - this is a forum. Not Feudal age Japan...

Oh, and i [Sydney] am now using Jacobs account, since he has gone...somewhere. So, Alcar, feel free to give me my power back...as in...everything...from deletion to...everything. Yes. I am Sydney. Please reinstate my Goddess like abilities. Yes.

***Xavier*** · #22 09-01-2004, 01:57 AM

lol Jacob, well tried...

hmmm I have the impression Syd was joking, since she didn't reply in this thread

Sydney · #23 09-01-2004, 04:19 AM

None of you should be surprised by my reappearance. It's common knowledge that evil villains never truly die. I have been hiding in the shadows, nurturing my hatred and anger, scheming the most cunning plan of revenge.

My Goal: To destroy Oddworld Forums.

My Plan: Demand my rightful powers be granted back to me, before using my UNLIMITED POWER TO DESTROY YOU ALL! My charisma will render you a powerless army of geeklings!

I am QUEEN SYDNEY and you fools will worship me for the awesomeness that I am. This place wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me!

T-nex · #24 09-01-2004, 04:49 AM

Uh... I've heard about you!

*Bows with deepfully respect*

Welcome back.

I think this the time for some history digging...

atusiya@ · #25 09-01-2004, 05:23 AM

:

None of you should be surprised by my reappearance. It's common knowledge that evil villains never truly die. I have been hiding in the shadows, nurturing my hatred and anger, scheming the most cunning plan of revenge.

My Goal: To destroy Oddworld Forums.

My Plan: Demand my rightful powers be granted back to me, before using my UNLIMITED POWER TO DESTROY YOU ALL! My charisma will render you a powerless army of geeklings!

Terrible......

Welcome back, Sydney

atusiya's father...

Oddish · #26 09-01-2004, 05:57 AM

:

My Goal: To destroy Oddworld Forums.

... then what are we going to do for a living?

*locks & loads*

I can't believe i bowed.Don't bow!

Cyber-Slig · #27 09-01-2004, 06:04 AM

lol.Everyone rebel and go to sydney's house

*gets sub machine gun* lol just kiddin' . This is obviosly a joke . ''Gimme back power so I can destroy the forums!'' jeezus

DarkHoodness · #28 09-01-2004, 10:46 AM

Just the girl for the job!

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OWF is gonna die eventaully. It'll just take a matter of time. . . And looks like it's time is up unless something drastic happens to save it.

And here is our miricle!

Or at least I hope so.

*shoves all the stuff about TGA behind himself and gives Syd a hug* Welcome home, Syd! It's great to have you back!
Maybe it sounds a little corny to ask this, but how you been these past few months/years/however long it's been?
And hey, feel free to put this place out of it's misery. Maybe I shouldn't say this, and I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but it's better for this place to have a sudden, painless death then to be slowly dissolved into a shadow of it's former self (if it's not that already) by it's own rules, huh?

"If it can't be fixed, recycled, or used for something else, chuck it into oblivion." ~ One of Eddie's ways of life.
- DH

Jacob · #29 09-01-2004, 11:00 AM

I don't see how exaggerating the forums current situation is going to help the pre-pubescants grab the concept that they're being twatords. Do you?

And i adore that picture Atusi!!

Al the Glukkon · #30 09-01-2004, 12:18 PM

I have heard many great things about you Sydney I too bow to you and welcome you back. If you do not kill me I will help you destroy the forums.

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they're being twatords

I am sorry for being one of those people.