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03-09-2003, 04:15 AM
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The Sweatdrop Sweatshop

Ever wonder where the Glukkons get those fancy shmancy clothes? Well wonder no more! Because this is it! At the Sweatdrop Sweatshop! The biggest clothes-making company on Mudos! We hire Muds, Sligs, Slogs anything! Just fill out this simple application and enjoy your time here at the Sweatdrop Sweatshop!!


Application (character entry)

Name-
Species-
Age-
Sex-
Personality-
A bit of history- (if any)

Now introducing your boss!

Name- Simon
Species-Glukkon
Age-42
Sex- Male
Pesonality- A bit hard headed, stubborn and greedy.

And his Co-manager

Name- Georgie
Species- Glukkon
Age- 34
Sex- Male
Personality- Mean, wants to take over company, hates just about everybody.

And his secretary

Name- Kyp
Species- Slig
Age- 21
Sex- Female
Personality- Quiet, shy and kind, without his boss knowing.

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Georgie- Now get to work! We got clothes to make, machines to fix and a company to run!

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03-18-2003, 04:16 PM
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name: smidge
species: slig
age: unknown
sex: boy
personality: clumsy and stupid, but trys pretty hard.
histry: just turned up one day

smidge: *runs in the room falling over a coupleboxes* ahhhh!!! sorry sir! sorry! oh my sorry!!!! Sir sir sir!! the machne in sector 8 has crashed again, thoose muds are playing around again. I tryed to stop them! honest! sorry sir, don't hit me please! I'll work look.....*walks around and looks for smething to do* loo..*picks up chart* we have doubled in efficency, see!!!! i'm not useless....honest!

Georgie: hmmmmm....well.....
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Name- Keith
Species- Slig
Age- 14
Sex- Male
Personality- Aggressive, will beat anything that moves if it gets out of line.
history- Fired from Rupture Farms, before destruction due to killing 5 fellow sligs after an argument.

Keith: * beating a mud* We said straightstich not cross stich. *walks off to sector 8* Dumbass..........
*Sees muds throwing rocks at the machine*
Keith: *creeps up behind one of them and knocks it unconcious, the others don't realise, so he fires his snoozie in the air and all the muds run for cover, Keith and a couple of nearby sligs start beating them*
Keith: What a job!
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Georgie- (to smidge) Ech, calm down you sniveling slig! Kyp, give him something to do! (leaves)

Kyp-(to smidge) Uh, hi, I'm Kyp. I'm gonna put you on Mud control, is that ok?

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Name- Crank
Species-Slig
Age-13
Sex-male
Personality- Mean, doesn't care, likes to have his way.
History-none

Crank- (to Keith) Be careful, dude, I heard our boss was a Mud lover. Don't let Simon see you beating them, Georgie's fine, he'll probably beat them for you, heh heh. I'm Crank, leader of the Slig patrol here at the Sweatdrop. If you need anything, come to me. Who are you?
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Keith: Thanks for the heads-up but i don't need it. Anyone tells me i'm doing my job wrong, they become my job, understand? *Keith walks off and sees a mud whistling*
Keith: Hey you!
Mud: Me?
Keith: Yeah you, get over here.
*The mud walks over to keith, Keith then picks him up and puts his head under the stiching machine until his lips are stiched together.
Keith: Try whistling now!
Mud: mph..... *Starts to cry so Keith beats him*

Keith: *laughs, then hears footsteps so runs behind machine.*

Mud: MMPH!

Mystery voice: What was that?

*Keith loads his snoozie, prepared to shoot whatever it may be*

***New Character***
Name- Crunk
Species-Big Bro Slig
Age-19
Sex-male
Personality- Keith's best mate, loves to snipe form a guard tower.
History- Graduated Slig Barracks the same time as Keith and has been his partner for 8 years.

*Keiths best mate, Crunk comes around the corner, Keith breathes a deep sigh and goes and chats to Crunk*

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03-23-2003, 10:28 AM
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smidge: *runs around with gun in hand* ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh slog attack. bby slogs.....what are they called? oh yes Sloggie Attack! ahhhhhhh!!!!

kyp: hey smidge mind being quiet for a bit?

Smidge: but they are everywhere!

kyp yeah the arrived for the worker sligs down by the 'processing' unit.

Smidge: But they....

Kyp: Smidge I don't have the time, just go work on mud control

Smidge: Yes sir! I'll be the best Ic an be! I make sure they work good and proper! I'll keep them in shape. I'l punish them when need be and i will be a great keeper i will promise to do my very best to....

Kyp: Just hurry up! *mumbles something under breath*

Smidge: What did you say?

Kyp: GO AND WORK! *mumbles*

Smidge: Okay! *runs off* oh oh I wish I knew where i was going now, ahhh!!!! *is lost*
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03-24-2003, 01:48 AM
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Name- James
Species- Slig
Age- 12
Sex- Male
Personality-Slow-witted and lazy, hates other sligs with better status. He likes muds thought...
A bit of history- James was once an employee at the Magog Motors, till he got fired. He has a life long dream to get promoted into a bigbro.

Name- Zidaron "Ziddy" Jones
Species- BigBro slig
Age-10
Personality-Loud, stupid and mean(to Mudokon slaves, that is). Is into action. Likes to entertain.
A bit of history- A star amongst other sligs of his age. He had left his previous job at the Barracks for the new job at Sweatdrop Sweatshop, looking for some action.

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*James and Ziddy both arrive to the FeeCo station*

Ziddy: *climbs down from the train* Ahhh...! Finally, I thought those tracks would never stop...Right shorty? *glares at James*

James: *walks past Ziddy, muttering* Shut up.

Ziddy: ...oooh... Moody!
Hey, Shorty, have you got any idea where we have to go?

James: *from far away* ---no.

Ziddy: ...okay... *shrugs and goes after James*
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03-24-2003, 01:11 PM
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Keith is Watching from the guard tower, he sees a mud, running from a slig bouncer. keith lines up his sight on his B.P. He fires the round, the mud falls to the floor. Over the intercom comes a crackly voice.

Slig: "Thanks Keith!"

Keith runs over to the dying mud. He gets out his baton.

Keith:Now, what should i do with you? Oh I know! * Keith raises his baton, as he is about to bring it down, to finish the mud, a large hand grabs the baton. It is a bigbro sligs, behind him is Simon.


Meanwhile

Crunk is on guard duty in the mud sleeping quarters
Crunk: God, I'm so lonely. My only mate is Keith, and he's far too violent for me. What i realy want to do is to settle down, with a nice bunch of mates and own my own resteraunt.

*dreams* * Crunk is standing under a gaint sign saying McSligglies
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03-24-2003, 03:20 PM
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*Ziddy and James are both still wandering around the factory*

Ziddy:...Umm, Shorty-

James: Don't call me that!

Ziddy: Sheesh! Okay,okay...So, Mr. Nosenseofhumour, are you sure this is the right way to the boss's office?

James:No.

Ziddy:*stops walking* What?! You made me walk all this way for nothing?

James:*still walking* I didn't ask you to follow me.

Ziddy: ...Yeah... Well, you're right about that, but... *catches up with James* ...if you're not sure where you're going, why don't you just check the map?

James: *rather annoyed* What map?!

Ziddy: Like that one over there! *points at a map on the wall*

James: *glares at Ziddy and walks to the map* ......

Ziddy: Well? *follows James* Is it a guide map?

James: *inspecting the map* ...yeah...

Ziddy: So, where are we? And where's the office?

James: ...the office is... right from here...

Ziddy: Right from here? Wow... now that's wat I call precise...

James: *leaves*

Ziddy: H-hey! Where are you going, man!?

James: Where do you think I'm going?

Ziddy: To the office...?

James: *sarcastic* Hooray, ten points for the big bro...

Ziddy: Heh-heh. Being funny, huh? That's my job, bro! Oh yeah, the name's Ziddy!

James: ...James...

Ziddy: Cool!

James: *muttering* Whatever... Hey, look, you just gonna stand here and wait for someone to find and escort you to the boss or are you gonna come with me now?!

Ziddy: I might as well wait...

James: *shrugs* Suit yourself. *turns to leave*

Ziddy: Hey, man, I was just kidding! Odd, where's your sense of humour? *rushes after James*

James: My sense of humour was flushed down the toilet alonside my last salary.

Ziddy: That's bad bro, really bad!

James: ...yeah...

*they continue to walk down the hall, chatting-at least Ziddy is chatting- and looking for Simon's office*
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Simon- Well well well. What's all this then? I hope you're not planning to abuse this poor injured Mud? That is so against our policies.....BigBro, take him to the lock up. (turns back to Keith) Your punishment will be 'the lock up', its a strange and unusual punishment, but hey, everything about Oddworld is strange and unusual...so..Lock up!

(BigBro drags Keith indoors and into a closet like room. The room has no openings, but is very damp and moist inside. He pushes him in and shuts and locks the door)

BigBro- You are to spend 24 hours in there, worm!! Heh heh!

-----------------

Ziddy and James suddenly run into Crank on the way to Simon's office)

Crank- Hey! Watch it!


((ooc- I made a mistake, Kyp the slig is supposed to be female. Yes, female, just trying to be different. I'm changing it now, so just be aware))
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keith is sitting in a damp puddle, there appears to be a centipede crawling around his legs.

Crunk is Standing guard outside the lockup. Keith notices him.

Keith: Hey Crunk!

Crunk Do I know you?I can't see well in the dark!

Keith: Look harder, it's me keith!

Crunk: Whadda you do to get put in here?

Keith: The usual!

CrunK: Well look buddy, I can't break you out, they've been keeping an eye on my ever since the incident with my pet Scrab! Phew that was close!

Keith: Com' mon!

Crunk: Sorry bud!
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James: *angrily to Crank* Hey, you get outta the way! Bloody hippie!

Ziddy: What's a hippie?

James: How am I supposed to know?!

Ziddy: What about if this 'hippie' is a new animal species!

James: *frowns*...I don't think so...

Ziddy: Or then it could be a new superspecies created by vykkers!

James: ...I've heard slurgs tell more realistic stories...

Ziddy: Or it might a new god! An industrial god! The allmighty Hippie! Defender of bad, crusher of good, the chisel of Justice!

James: ..."The chisel of Justice"???!

Ziddy: ...Well... yeah, you see chisel has always been a mark of power and---

James: Will you shut up already!! I don't care! I couldn't care less!! Hippie is a word that I just made up! Capisce??

Ziddy: What's capisce?


James: .... This isn't happening... *ignores Ziddy and turns to see Crank* Okay, listen up, bro- erm- I mean- ...*sigh* Where's the boss's office?

Ziddy: Hey, yeah, great idea James! This guy could take us there!

James: Be quiet!

Ziddy: Okay-...Okay...! Have it your way... *backs away from Crank and James*
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Keith is out of the lock-up but has had a row with Crunk. Crunk is petting one of the new sloggies

Crunk: whose a good boy?

A shadow appears on the ground in fornt of him. Before he can turn around he is unconcious, from a baton on the head.....
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(ooc: bye latty, hobo i'm wondering if thats a spam or not, i think it is. Oh well)

smidge: *runs into ziddy* oh dear, i'm sorry. Wheres this *points to a small map* Do you know?

Ziddy: Well....

James: Oh shut up!
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(ooc: sorry!)
Crunk has a blindfold on, he is tied up to a chair in a dark room. There is no one else there, there is a puddle around his fet.

Meanwhile, at crunks apartment

Keith: Crunk? Cruunk? I came to apolagise, well i guess your out, i'll be back later. Wait, why am i saying this if he isn't in...
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Kyp- (runs in on smidge, Ziddy and James) Oh my....Excuse me, if this is what you're looking for *points to map* its this way *points in direction* Hello you two, are you new employees? If so, follow me please.

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Simon- (over intercom) Attention all employees, will Crunk and Keith please come to my office for a brief meeting. Thank you.

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Georgie- (sits at his desk and falls asleep)
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Keith walks inside Simons office. There is no one else in there so he takes a seat. He is shortly joined by Simon. Crunk never arrives.

Meanwhile Crunk has managed to break free from his chair by using brute strength. He doesn't recognise where he is. He reaches for his blitzpacker. He raises it at the door and pulls the trigger. *click* The ammo had been taken by whatever had beaten him up.
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Simon- (to Keith) Eh, where is Crunk? Well, I was going to give you two an extra job, but since he's missing, I'm gonna send you with Kyp to find him. If he's slacking......(fades out and mumbles incoherantly)

Georgie- (wakes) ....Wha? ......baaah....Time to set up lunch! (over the intercom) All workers, Mess Hall time, eat then get back to work!!!

Kyp- (enters Simon's office) Hello Keith, we're going to be working together. (she smiles at him)

Crank- (heads to Mess Hall)



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James: *yelling after Kyp* H-hey...!!!
*sigh*

Ziddy: *still looking at the map* Hmmmm.... Maybe they put this on upside down.... Maybe I should adjust it better... *grabs the map's frames and easily pulls it off the wall* There!

James:What was that sound...? Did you break something or---- *turns to see Ziddy,only to get shocked* ---AaahhHH!!---- You moron! What the hell you think you're doing! Quick----quick... Put it back!!!

Ziddy: Oops! Ah, ah, don't worry, I got it! *sloppily places the map back on it's place* Phew... Good as new, eh James?

James:...I doubt that... C'mon, let's get outta here before they make us pay for that thing. *walks down the zulag, following Kyp's directions*

Ziddy: Hey...-Wait up, bro!!! *hurries after James* So, my man, where are we headed...?

James: To the boss' office.

Ziddy: Where's that?

James: Over here... *turns to face a door with the word "Executive" written on it* We're here. *knocks on the door and steps in*

Ziddy: *swallows and follows James into the room*

James: *to Simon* Sir! James and ...uh...- *glares at Ziddy*

Ziddy: ---Zidaron Jones---

James:---right...--- reporting for duty, sir!!

Ziddy: *smiles at Kyp, whispering* Hi!
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Keith: Ok kyp, we gotta find him quickly, I have a feeling something's wrong.

Keith holds his gun, and starts to gently stroke it.

Keith: Come on then, lets move.
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04-08-2003, 02:11 PM
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hey can i join???????
name:jonathan(jona for short)
age:26(very old for a slig indeed)
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history: a very old wise sercuity gured also he is kind of soft on the inside but he is mean on the out side i can tell u that rite now
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Kyp- *sees Ziddy smiling and replies* Hi...

Georgie- *walks in* YOU! Kyp! Don't you have a job to do instead of chit-chatting?

Kyp- Y-yes sir...

Georgie- Then get to it!! *mumbles* Good for nothing slig....

Kyp- Come on, Keith, let's go. *walks out giving Ziddy an 'I'm sorry' look*

Simon- *sees new sligs* Ah yes, more workers! Goodie! Do you guys know anything about machinery? *doesn't wait for an answer* Good! There is a malfunction on the ........thingie...in the engine room *obviously knows nothing about the machinery himself* Go and see what you can do, Crank will meet you in there after lunch to show you the problem.

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Keith is in the basements with Kyp, Keith is waving a flashlight around trying to see Crunk in the darkness.
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04-15-2003, 10:41 PM
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(ooc: sorry)

smidge: ahhh!! *still running around* Oi you! Yeah you! Where am i huh?

*approaches muds*

Answer me now! I'm very important you know! I could get you killed! Ha, so answer me!
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04-16-2003, 03:32 PM
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James: *to Simon* Sir, yes sir! We're on it! C'mon Lumpy *rushes out of the room, dragging Ziddy with him*!

Ziddy: *outside* Hey! Why'd ya call me Lumpy?

James: 'Cause you are lumpy!

Ziddy: Am not! Look at this skin! Look at it, it shines like a new moolah! It's as soft as a baby's butt! I can't be lumpy.

James: I was talking about your head. Your head is lumpy.

Ziddy: Is not!

James: Whatever. Let's get going-

Ziddy: -where?

James: To the bloody engine room!!

Ziddy: Okay!! Sheesh... no need for you to get grumpy!

*they both start walking down the zulag, towards the engine room*

Ziddy: Are we there yet?
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Kyp-(is scared of the dark and stays very close to Keith) D-do you see him? (shines her flashlight in other places)
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Simon- Okay, you! (points to Jona) You're on Mud duty in the docking bay. That's where all the trains pick up our products and deliver them to other places. The Muds' jobs are to put the boxes onto the trains, make sure they do it.

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Crank- (is eating a sandwich in the engine room, leaning against the malfunctioned machine) (sees Ziddy and James) Oh, finally, okay, (talking with his mouth full) the problem is the furnace. You see, usually this place is full of Muds and they feed the furnace to run the sewing machines upstairs. We think there is a crack in the furnace, so take this here adhesive and this metal slab, go inside furnace #4 and find and fix the crack. Don't worry, we've already cooled the furnace down, so it's safe. Now, the furnace is veeery big inside, so it might take you a while, so get cracking......HA!! I made a funny. If you don't fix the crack correctly, it will cause air to leak into it and possibly explode, so don't screw up! Have a nice day. (walks out)

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Muds- (to smidge) Um.....this is the stock room....the boss's office is right down that hallway, you go down, make a left at the first corner, then you go up a flight of stairs and make a right after that. You go through a door that says 'Managers' and make another right. Take the flight of stairs on your left not your right! then you go through the door that says 'Offices' and Simon's office is the one to the right......whew.
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Keith's flashlight dies, he then tries to make an improvised torch out of a stick, it all ended up with a burnt hand and no light. Keith could hear a thudding sound behing him..........
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James: But--but...--but *watches Crank walk out* ...--BUT!!
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MACHINERY!! ---*sigh*---

Ziddy: Ah, don't worry! I know everything about machines! Didn't they teach you anything about machines when you were at the Barracks?

James: *annoyed* No! Why would they!? We're supposed to be security guards, not some grease monkeys!

Ziddy: You know, you're always complaining!

James: I am not!

Ziddy: Well-ho-ho-yes ya are!

James: No I'm n--tch!! ...--forget it. Just, just tell me where do I have to go and what I need to do, okay?

Ziddy: Alright! First off, crawl inside to the machine and--

James: NO! I ain't--definitely ain't going inside that thing!

Ziddy: Why not?

James: I might get-- errh-- stuck! Yeah, stuck...

Ziddy: ...oh... okay... What are we gonna go now...?

James: *grins* We do like this:
I will sit down, relax and maybe have a nap and you--
You will go and find someone who can fix this darn thing!
A scrub or something, not sligs-- scrubs-- they're stupid enough to go inside.

Ziddy: *hasitates for a moment* Oh--okay! Sure! I'll be right back! *runs out of the room*

James: Hah! What an idiot!! ...well... now's my chance to catch some Z's... *drops on the floor and falls asleep almost immediately*
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