This weekend we come together to commemorate one of the most important events in recorded history: the First Zombie Uprising of 33 CE.

The exact date is unclear, but we know it occured somtime in the third or fourth decades of the first century CE. A tumultuous weekend for which no two accounts are consistent, a fact that might be forgiven given the events that occurred.

The details are given in Matthew 27, verses 50 through 53

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